You are NOT the father!

I know that at a certain age and at a certain intelligence level, you may think that watching the Maury show is childish, or beneath you. And that if you watch it you're not better than the people who are on it ... 

But when the title of the show is "I've been tested 34 times ... who is the father of my child's baby?!?!?"

I mean, seriously? You would change the channel?

File under: Working from home is melting my brain. But I love it.